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precumming:

i found my wedding cake
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aroseforalice:

me and my friends
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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  1. boy: i hate being poor
  2. grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  3. mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
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prayistrash:

that is honestly so disgusting on so many different levels that person should be escorted out tbh
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robovacation:

two bangin’ sluts
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corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

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“why the fuck am i crying”
— literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)
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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works

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illkim:

Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.

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4chanofficial:

dontmindme-idontevenknow:

4chanofficial:

hOW 2 LOOK COOL B4 SCHOOL

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nOW GO GET URSELF SOME BITCHES

How to look like a douche bag****

wow„„i cant beleieeve!!! that ur insultingme & my friends im GOUING 2 spit monster energy™ into ur Gosh darn fase back the HECK off 420

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