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palemarried:

i miss homestuck a lot

(via shota-john-egbert)

regdichab:

dajra:

I feel like I’m luring all these people liking my cosplays into a false sense of security

Thinking I’m all cool and stuff

when I’m literally just

Meguca riding fly and kawaii.  Don’t let bitches tell you nothing.

(via sex-god-daddy-egbert)

egberts:

MY MOM WAS LIKE “START PACKING WE’RE MOVING ON FRIDAY” AND I WAS LIKE YEAH OKAY I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME ITS ONLY LIKE TUESDAY BUT TODAY IS THURSDAY

shota-john-egbert:

 zachneedsalife said: now shhh *tucks you in gently*

can u imagine being tucked in roughly?
*throws u in bed*
*smashes face into your forehead for a goodnight kiss.*
*throws blankets over you*
*Shrieks goodnight from the doorway.*
*kicks out light fixture and slams door shut.*
what a beautiful little angel.

playbunny:

growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend

(via kankricheckshisprivilegetwice)

urbancatfitters:

“do your homework”

“clean your room”

“get off the computer”

(via kankricheckshisprivilegetwice)